so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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