Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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