is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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