similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Randomize
