Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
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Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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