Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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