That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
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I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
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He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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