Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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