I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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