He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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