Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
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How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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