Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
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I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
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