So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
Randomize
