can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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