He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
