weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
operation have a gay friend backfired
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
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he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
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Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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