why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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