can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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