You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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