yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
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My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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