I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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