I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
kristin has been a bad kristin
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
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Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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