drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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