ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
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Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
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Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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