she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
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You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?