Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
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Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
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Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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