never play flip cup with pint glasses
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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