Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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