idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Randomize
