Me too!
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
