Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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