"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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