she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
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You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
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dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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