So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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