I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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