omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
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It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
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Happy birthday, you long dick monster
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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