Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
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I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
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you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
You are the jesus of drinking
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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