We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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