Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
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I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
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The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.