Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
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I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
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Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.