talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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