we're blogging at a bar
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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