ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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