you would pick up someone in the library
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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