I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
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Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
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We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
My breasts were aching with rage.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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