So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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