Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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