I don't think brook has ever known best
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
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It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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