Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
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I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
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There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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