Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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