Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
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I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
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You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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