So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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