dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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