you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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