North Korea, Best Korea!
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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