508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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